Fall of Brogrammer — The End of 12.0

/int/craft has had more than it’s fair share of strange iterations, players, and madmins. No iteration, however, is quite as much a black sheep as 12.0, however.

Following Chien and Monsquaz’s resignations, the server staff weren’t quite sure what to do. There had been talk, from uhFiliate and others, of inviting other boards, or even reddit, but the staff were divided. Additionally, with monsquaz_ leaving before the server was finished being set up, many of the less tech-savvy admins were a bit lost. Mon, however, had left a few heirs, however– Daniel, better known as IronFE, and Dan, also known as brogrammer. The latter had only joined recently, in 10.0, and had brought his friend DerFlammewerfer to the admin chat. He would, to the dismay of many, become the head admin of the next iteration.

When 12.0 finally launched, led by brogrammer and DerFlammen, it was an absolute mess. Towny was crashing, Paperspigot was bugging out, and the “pikes” weapon had a range of 0, causing the server to crash frequently. While these problems were solved within the day, it didn’t help brogrammer, who was disliked by much of the server. Zyklon_Ben, a player from 8.0, helped brogrammer deal with the ensuing shitstorm from the bugs, and became brogrammer’s “P.R. Guy,” trying to help him deal with the many, many mistakes he made.

After a while though, Zyklon_Ben began to dislike brogrammer, who would frequently ban people for calling him sames or memes. After hearing that Lemon wanted him removed, he started collecting incriminating quotes from Dan, such as:

[2/17/2016 12:28:52 AM] Dan Quayle: I might stay to set up GTAcraft or something.

[2/17/2016 12:29:08 AM] Charlie the DEGENERACY Slayer: You realize gtacraft is a huge meme right

[2/17/2016 12:29:09 AM] Dan Quayle: But I sacrificed what I actually wanted to do for trying to keep /int/craft online.

[2/17/2016 12:29:18 AM] Dan Quayle: GTAcraft is a city map and vanilla

[2/17/2016 12:29:24 AM] Dan Quayle: and they can run fucking wild

In addition to seriously wanting to do GTAcraft, brogrammer also called the server a cesspool, echo chamber, and mean. He also admitted to giving ghoul admin to piss off the community. Eventually, having collected enough incriminating information, Zyklon_Ben went to Dave, who was currently the one paying for the server. Outraged, Dave explained that he would have acted sooner, but that nobody had given him solid proof. Soon after, he began working with Zyklon_Ben and Lemon to create 14.0.

While working on 14.0, however, Chien found out he still had access to the server’s general status. Cooperating with Zyklon_Ben and Lemon, he convinced brogrammer to give Ben admin, and Ben went along destroyiing every major city on the map by deleting them and replacing the nearby air blocks with tnt, lava, and redstone blocks.

After eventually crashing the server, brogrammer was alerted, and, after a quick investigation, saw that Zyklon_Ben had destroyed the server. Nonetheless, the ruse would go on– Ben messaged Vivian, who joined in and pretended that he had sold Ben his account, wnd then destroyed the server as it.

Eventually convincing brogrammer to leave the jumble that is mumble to join the skype call he group was in, chien changed the OS of the server to Polish Gentoo, before destroying it once and for in in front of brogrammer.

Defeated, humiliated, and removed from the skype group, Dan “cuck” Quayle left, never to be seen again, sending one final (yet autistic) messaage to Ben:

See ya, space cowboy.